EQUALITY OF THE SEXES? YEA RIGHT!

"...bitch please, you must have a mental disease [because we, men, own everything from the land to the seas]". I couldn't agree more with the words spoken by rapper Dr. Dre, because "bitches" (in this case, women) must have a mental disease if they think they can be equal with men. Some might argue that equality of the sexes is possible to be achieved, but I think that's retarded (hence the "mental disease"). Woman don't really want equality, and yes WANT because it is yet to exist, they want SELECTIVE EQUALITY. They want to have a selection as to which aspects of life will be the most rewarding if they can be thought of as equals to men. For example when it comes to employment and pay they want equality, but when it comes to whose going to take out the trash at night it must be the man. I'm not saying that woman can't outperform men in the corporate world I'm just saying that their not emotionally suited too (which isn't their fault, it's okay woman we forgive you). Woman have that thing every month called a period that takes the bitch-o-meter way passed its redline (and for the woman that will read this, if you don't know what I mean by redline, look it up it'll help in your never ending quest for equality). The business world is no place for extreme mood swings and inappropriate wants. Just because your craving a cookie, I hate to break it to you, you CAN'T have a break! So, woman, just accept the facts and lets live peacefully. I'm not an extremist like Borat and I don't say woman shouldn't drive (although their not very good at it), all I'm saying is it's pretty impossible for you to be equal. And don't forget you can't spell woman without spelling man and first instincts are usually the best, so respect GOD'S first instincts of creating a MAN.