HALLOWANNABE

You know theres something suspicious going on when a store opens up for a month and then closes down. Halloween is a way for companies to trick people for a treat: MONEY! Do you really think those stores care about history or tradition? C'mon now! If your over your preteen years and your still buying into this scam you seriously need some help. Halloween is just a way for women to go below the expected dressing standards and come out looking like sluts. Just because its Halloween doesn't mean you can go out nomadically wandering the streets flaunting your goodies looking like your ready to accept $10 for a fucking blow job. And it doesn't stop with the women, this so called holiday is also a way for the undercover faggots to show their true colors. NO, it is not funny for a 30 year old man to dress as a hooker. You want to be a transvestite go ahead and get the fucking operation and do it the right way (not that there's a fucking right way to be one but you get it), don't wait for this fucking day to have your fun and lie to yourself saying it's for "fun". There is absofuckinglutely nothing "fun" or "funny" about it, you fucking asshole. So to all you undercover hoes and fags, get with the program, Halloween is for the witches so hop on that broomstick we normal people call a dick and get the fuck off the streets.